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[b.lorenz mahoney]

A. The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".
Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
After becoming very frustrated with the  no hagg le  attitude of one ofthe
shopkeepers,the blonde shouted,  Maybe I'll just goout and
catchmyownalligator soI can get apair of shoesata reasonableprice! 
Theshopkeepersaid,  By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and
catch yourself a big one!  Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the
swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.